What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90 minutes, but you only get to
see him for 30 seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space, breathes but
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus.
5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2
mikel/sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be
creative. e.g, My grandma is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goal
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